Poetry For Neanderthals Uncensored
$19.99 USD
Poetry For Neanderthals Uncensored
Poetry for Neanderthals Uncensored is the outrageous adult version of the hit word game for adults where players must use only one-syllable words to describe naughty clues before time runs out. Say a forbidden big word and prepare to get hit with the inflatable club while your opponents steal your points.
Perfect adult party game for group game nights, parties, and anyone looking for a hilarious and chaotic adult board game.
what’s in the box?
Poetry for Neanderthals: Uncensored comes with:
- 200 cards
- 6 Point Cards
- 1 inflatable NO! Stick
- 1 Repair Patch
Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.
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- Gameplay Mechanics
- Entertainment Value
- Social Gameplay
- Content Appropriateness
- Humor
- DWDaniel W.Verified ReviewerRated 4 out of 5 stars15 hours agoTaboo but with 1-syllable words
This game is very similar to taboo but you have to use 1-syllable words (an added dimension of difficulty). This uncensored version can get raunchy which is fun with friends, but really awkward with family! lol The inflatable club adds another component to the game when you get to hit the “poet” for violating a rule. It can get pretty brutal if you’re playing with close friends. Overall, a really fun game and I hope they make expansion packs for new cards.
- EErinVerified ReviewerRated 4 out of 5 stars5 days agoBetter than most NSFW versions of games but still won’t play with my parents.
You would be hard-pressed to find a bigger fan of poetry for Neanderthals than I am! I could pass hours sitting next to someone, just going back and forth, going through the cards. When I saw that there was a new game with a whole new set of cards, I was very excited!
My friends and I found that the uncensored phrases on each card often came down to just whether you'd heard of it before. Ultimately I worry that it's going to affect replayability because, unlike most games where all the words kind of mesh together, I'm never going to forget the time that we learned what Fart Knocker was.m (I wasn’t allowed to watch. Nickelodeon) And I think all of my friends were surprised how fast I guessed Pay Pig.
Which leads us into why I don't want to play this with my parents. Since a lot of the fast guessing depends on pre-game familiarity with the term, I don't want to know what my parents know and don't know. I prefer to live with a naive ignorance, thinking that they would not understand a single one of these, and playing this together would rupture that illusion.
So buy this version, probably after you've bought the other versions, and don't tell your parents about this copy!
- KHKenna H.Rated 4 out of 5 stars1 week agoFun caveman game!
This was fun to play. My family laughed while speaking like Neanderthals and hitting each other on the head with the club! It is a fast game and the rules were easy to learn.
- MHMatthew H.Verified ReviewerRated 4 out of 5 stars1 week agoIt hard to use small word
I play with two folk so three folk game. Rule for three folk is bit hard to think. We had fun though. I lose real bad. So bad. No point for me. I bad at small word.
- TRTim R.Verified ReviewerRated 5 out of 5 stars2 weeks agoSo dumb, yet so much fun
I love this game. It is silly, ridiculous, and stupid simple to play. However, it is very challenging as it is very difficult not to use more than one syllable and a round might devolve into a violent clubbing. The uncensored version does turn this up as it favors those who have had a broader exposure if you will. This is not an all night game unless it's your thing. Solid 15-60 minutes before things start to get repetitive. Bonus if you play with your mom/grandma/friend who doesn't know any of the sayings and needs you to explain each to them.