Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition
AGES 17+ ONLY

A word game where u must say bad words or get hit with stick.
4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
109 Reviews
$14.99 USD
AGE 17+
2+
15 min
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CONTAINS EXPLICIT CONTENT. FOR AGES 17+.

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game where players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are only allowed to use single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like “nudist beach,” “mile high club,” or “banana hammock,” but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the 2-foot inflatable Spank Stick. But maybe that’s not such a bad thing?

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A competitive word-guessing game where u must speak good or get hit with stick.

4.9
Rated 4.9 out of 5 stars
423 Reviews
AGE 7+
2+
15 min
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Use these cards to play more game!

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
35 Reviews
AGE 7+
2+
15 min

what’s in the box?

Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition comes with:

· 200 Double-Sided Cards
· 2 Game Boards
· A 2-foot Inflatable Spank Stick
· 1 Sand Timer

Plus one instruction manual that you will probably skim.

Hey! Reading is the worst way to learn how to play a game. Watch this instead:

Or dont. Read Here:

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quick step guide

How It Works

As a Neanderthal Poet, how do you get your primitive friends to guess the phrase “Nudist Colony” using only words with one syllable?

EARN POINTS

You might say “Place like camp where you can sun your butt.” If your team guesses correctly, you get points.

GET SPANKED

If you accidentally use words with more than one syllable (like “naked”), the other team gets to spank you with the Spank Stick and steal your points.

Win

Get your team to guess as many words and phrases as possible before time runs out to dominate your prehistoric rivals.

4.7
Rated 4.7 out of 5 stars
Based on 109 reviews
Total 5 star reviews: 88 Total 4 star reviews: 16 Total 3 star reviews: 4 Total 2 star reviews: 0 Total 1 star reviews: 1
Reviews Summary
Customers say this game brings non-stop laughs at parties. The challenge of using one-syllable words leads to hilarious moments, while the inflatable bonking stick adds to the fun. Many reviews mention it starts tricky but gets easier once players get the hang of it. Some find certain terms confusing, but most say the learning curve adds to the entertainment. The game sparks lots of giggles and works best with groups who enjoy word play. A few note it can be challenging for those who struggle with language skills.
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109 reviews
  • JY
    Judy Y.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 months ago
    Me like this game

    English majors beware! Those long words might have served you well in your literary analyses, but you have to talk real dumb for this game. It’s hilarious and surprisingly challenging. It’s so fun to yell, “No!”

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  • AI
    Amparo I.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    6 months ago
    Can't stop laughing

    You should see my moms face when I hit her with the stick

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  • ME
    Michael E L.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    9 months ago
    Learning and growing.

    Apart from all the fun our group had playing this game, we'd like to thank the EK team for giving us the opportunity to learn a good two dozen new terms. Grandma has had the same 200 yard stare since she drew that first card, but we're looking forward to our next game night and we're sure we can find a replacement for her.

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  • HB
    Harry B.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 year ago
    Enjoyable!

    Fun, quick card game which is easy to learn

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  • IB
    Ian B.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 year ago
    Another great classic!

    Me and my family loved playing poetry for neanderthals! Now finding the NSFW edition, we were thrilled! Tons of laughs and so much fun!! This game is always a good time!

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